Sunday, October 31, 2010

Pumpkin eggnog. Just bought some at the grocery. No non-pregnant, sane person would purchase such a thing.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Stats. Had another appointment today. Heart rate was 141 -- up from 126 at the last appointment. According to the books, the baby now weighs two pounds and is 9 inches long.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Squish. Bending over to tie my shoes or pick something up now results in me making awful noises and feeling like I'm squishing all of my guts up into places they are not meant to be squished.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Missing. My belly button. In its place is some stretched out, weird looking thing. Please don't let it turn into an outie.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Night owl. This kid comes to life after dark. Feels as though 10:00 p.m. is the designated hour for gymnastics practice.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Dress code. I see nothing about bras being required at work, therefore, I'm considering not wearing one. Why is it necessary to shove these monsters into something that just pushes them up to my chin, squeezes my ribcage, and equals one more obstacle in getting to unmentionable itches?