I think I vomited a tiny bit when I had to put Maren on one of those changing station things in a public restroom tonight. As I tried my damndest to keep her from touching anything, the Jaws theme song started to play in my head ... thinking of all the flesh-eating bacteria that had to be living on the thing. To finish the mess off, I'll just tell you it doesn't work to try and use your foot to get the station back into place on the wall ... I repeat ... it does not work.