11:15 a.m. -- Maren agrees to hang out in the bathroom and read books while I shower.

11:20 a.m. -- I peek out of the shower to see Maren playing in the toilet.

11:30 a.m. -- Maren asks to get on the bed while I'm getting dressed.  She promptly turns on the television and informs me she is watching baseball.

11:35 a.m. -- I catch Maren digging boogers out of her nose.

11:36 a.m. -- I look at Maren and expect to find her scratching her crotch.  I thought girls were supposed to be sugar and spice and everything nice.