I have become the person who, approximately two years ago, I did not understand ... the person who has a brain so full of holes from kids she keeps buying crap she already has.  Three tubs of sour cream ... four boxes of quinoa ... two jars of dill pickles ... three boxes of saran wrap ... four bags of shredded cheddar cheese ... eighteen pieces of salmon (thank you, Costco) ... twenty-five bars of Dove soap (again, thank you, Costco).  I'm sure I could come up with some witty thing to say about what I plan to make with all of this junk, but I think I should use the brain power to double-check my errand list.